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| #51 |
 SmileyA little bit longerDin: Forgiveness City
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Culturiste girls. : ))
Pune next ;; )
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| #52 |
 Duxxy DuuAdminDin: World Of Dreams
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am recuperat si euuu .
imi place
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vreau next.
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Think you'll never do drugs? Wait until it's right there in front of you & all your "friends" are doing it. Think you're tough? Wait until you say the wrong thing to the wrong person - see who backs down first. Think you're cool? Wait until you're the only one who doesn't make the sports team, see how cool you are then. You think you're popular? Wait until your parents can't afford the new Hollister jeans everyone has. Think you'll never fall in love? Wait until a guy looks deep in your eyes & says he loves you. Think you'll never get your heart broken? Wait until that same guy who said he loved you is holding another girl behind your back. Think you won't have sex? Wait until the guy you think you love says it'll make you closer. Think nothing's going to happen to you? Yeah, wait until you're sitting in a jail cell, wondering how you got caught. Think that you're always going to be your own individual? Well, wait until one morning when you look in the mirror & you're just like everybody else.
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| #53 |
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Deci Deei nu.i merge sa posteze , asa ca m.a rugat pe mine , prietena ei cea mai buna sa.l postez pt ea:P  )))
Vizionare placuta ; .
Episodul 6.
[Cele doua ajung in fata unei mari cladiri care se dovedi a fi o fabrica de parfumuri foarte prospera]
Duda:Fata...Intram !?
Deea:Haidee fata[luand-o de mana si intrand]
Duda:Asa...acum ce facem?[admirand partea de jos a cladirii]
Deea:[Se duce la receptie,acolo,o domnisoara] Buna ziua...Am dori sa prezentam niste cv-uri directorului fabricii,putin ajutor va rugam?
x: Da...uitati cum faceti...Luati liftul pana sus,pe primul coridor,al doilea birou pe stanga,acolo se afla directorii nostri principali,2 la numar !
Dudda si Deea[dand din cap semn ca intelesesera]Va multumim frumos !
Dudda:[urcand in lift cu deea]Vai fataaa ! Sa nu te recunosc,ce funky i te-ai adresat cucoanei !
Deea: Dahhh' m'a ajutat prietenul meu imaginarrr ![facand o fata de emonica]
Cele doua,gasesc in sfarsit biroul celor doi]
Deeauna...[ii vede pe cei doi] Ziua...
Dudda:[strangand-o de mana]Vaii' fataa...fata' mie imi vine rau !
Deea:Nu' fata ! Tine-te bine !
[Acasa la fete]
Fernando:M-am casatorittttttt cu un barbat tampit !
Torje[ii da una]:Taci gayule !
Anutza[catre Torje]Auzi ma,pispirielulee,iubitelu meu nu e gay !!!
Torje:Atunci ma scuzi, cum preferi homosexual sau travestit?
Duxxy:Iaaa gata ma ! Ca ma suna iubiii'[raspunde la telefon,dar, din pacate il pune invers]Daaa puii' ! Pui ' ma auzi? Bahhh iubituleee, ce ai ma de nu vorbesti ? [facand p suparata]
Jesse:[ii pune telefonul bine] Uite asa desteapto !
Duxxy:Aaa...Iti multumesc mah !!!
Tom:Iubi ma auzi ? ce faci ?
Duxx': Daa te aud ! Imi scapase telefonul jos ! Uite bine,parlesc cu fetele tu ce faci ?
Tom:Uite sunt pe acoperisul blocului !
Duxx: Da'te draga jos ca ingheti de frigg !
Tom:nuuuu...ca'i funky ! Scumpoo ! Scumpooo ! pierd semnalu [inchizandu-se tel]
Duxxi:Eee...hai pa !
Nicole:Haha fraiero ! Ti-a inchis ![scotandu-i limba]
Duxxy:Ramasese fara semnal desteptaciune !
Steffu:Iaa' gata mah ca a inceput observatorul cultural ! [uitandu-se la tv cu capul pe torje]
Torje:Iubita stai bine ?
Steffu: Daa iubitelu' ...Caa in groapa ! Pardoon ca in puff !
Torje:[se uita urat pe ea]
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| #54 |
Duxxy DuuAdminDin: World Of Dreams
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da ma tomi al meu nu are semnal nici daca se duce langa sediul vodafone ))
sa revenim
imi place
vreau next.
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Think you'll never do drugs? Wait until it's right there in front of you & all your "friends" are doing it. Think you're tough? Wait until you say the wrong thing to the wrong person - see who backs down first. Think you're cool? Wait until you're the only one who doesn't make the sports team, see how cool you are then. You think you're popular? Wait until your parents can't afford the new Hollister jeans everyone has. Think you'll never fall in love? Wait until a guy looks deep in your eyes & says he loves you. Think you'll never get your heart broken? Wait until that same guy who said he loved you is holding another girl behind your back. Think you won't have sex? Wait until the guy you think you love says it'll make you closer. Think nothing's going to happen to you? Yeah, wait until you're sitting in a jail cell, wondering how you got caught. Think that you're always going to be your own individual? Well, wait until one morning when you look in the mirror & you're just like everybody else.
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| #56 |
 BellatrixaModeratorDin: Lumea luatilor razna :]]
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Ne integram in lumea oamenilor normali : ]]]]
Neext ca e : x 
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We can make the sun shine in the moonlight .
We can make the gray clouds into blue skies .
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[Firma]
Dudda:Fata ! Fata e chiarrr CRISTIANOOO RONALDOOOO !! ce facccc[facand ochisorii mari,dupa se intaorce catre deea cu degetu' in gurita] Saa sar pe el ?
Deea:Nu, fata ! Cum sa faci asa ceva ? Doamnee,esti nebunaa [zambind frumos catre Ronaldo si Pique]Lasa-ma pe mine prima ! [Fugind catre Pique]Hei frumuselule...adica domnule [revenindu-si la normal]
Pique:Heii ! Domnisoara amuzanta din mall,nu ?
Deea:Yess b-) .
Dudda:Hollaa mi querido ronaldicu...oseaa....Domnu' Cristiano Ronaldo,persoana pe care o idolatrizez de cand ma stiu,ce mai faceti ?
Ronaldo[zambind frumos]:Hey mi loca !
Dudda si deea se pun una langa alta
Dudda:Pai...
Deea:Noi...
Dudda:Vroiam sa..
Deea:Va dam astea[punandu-le cv-urile in mana]
Ronaldo si Gerard vorbesc in spaniola
Ronaldo: Sunteti angajate !
Gerard:Bun venit in firma noastra,dandu-le 2 uniforme in mana,incepand de maine puteti veni la munca pe post de secretare personale ale noastre !
Dudda:Eu mi-l iau pe Ronaldicu !
Deea:Si eu,bineinteles,pe domnul Piqu'lino:d
Dudda:Hey my friends,queridos sefi,nosotros ne retragem :d
Deea:Si,Ne-a parut bueno de cunostiinta !
Ronaldo:[Facandu-le cu mana]Ciaoo
Gerard:Good bye !
[Fetele ies]
Ronaldo:Bune tipele !
Gerard: Da ! Pun pariu ca pana la sfarsitul lunii...
Ronaldo:Vor fi ale noastre ! [zambind pervers]
[Acasa la fete]
Dudda si Deea[intra,facand pe suparatele] Nu am fostt acceptateee[facandu-se ca miorlaie]
Fernando:Stiam eu ca o sa va ureze aia ''tarana usoara'' crezandu-va cadavreee,sa moara cipilan !
Deea:Anna,te-ai casatorit cu un barbat TAMPIT !
Dudda: Daa' ! eu ii spun sa iasa afara el tot face ca o cioara !
Torje[incepe sa rada]:Bune compunatoare ! De ce nu ati fost ma acceptate?
Steffu:Lasa-le mah iubitule,ca vorba lu fernando,sa va fie tarana usoarA !
Deea:Ha-ha fraierelor ! Incepand de maine suntem secretare PERSONALEE ale unor super tari tipi de care nu ati auzit in viata voastraa ! si cand zic PERSONALE, pun pariu ca nu stiti ce inseamna ! [scotandu-le limba]
Dudda: De acord cu tine,''mai frend''!
Nicole:[Urcandu-se cu cracii pe umerii lu Jesse,care statea langa canapea la tv] Iubitule,astia este tare tampiti !
Dudda:SUNT !
Nicole: Da ma,este ! si eu ce pana mea de fata virginata am zis???
Jesse:Iubire,poate vrei sa zici dezvirginata !
Nicole:[dandu-si picioarele jos]Eee mai dati-va in puii mei ! Ma duc sa fac pipi ! [intrand in baie pese Betty,care tocmai isi pusese un catzel peste ea in cada]
Betty:[Tipand]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !
Nicole:[Tipand si mai tare]VIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!! Maaa violeaza privireaaa ! :O Bettyy fte un caineeee,betti ftee un caineee !!!
Duxxy:[Aparand acolo] Haoloooooo iubite Ceasca',ne-ai lasat pe mana pacatosilor !
Tom:[Stand in spatele ei] Iubitzico iar ai inceput cu ceasca ta? zii si tu mai bine pahar !
Duxxy: Da' dobitoc esti ma,izbite-as ! adicaa iubite-as ! [spunand incet]Iubite-as cu o palma !
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